Ragaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wat a gwan? Anyways Raga, man dutty and shameless wen dem do dem dutty works. Raga mi dey a work one day and mi see this cute guy. Mi leave the customer I had and guh to the guy and tell the likkle dutty foot boy sey him luk gud and mi want to get to know him. Raga mi nuh fraid fi see a man a guh after him. Suh mi and mi coworker in the store a talk bout how him cute.
Suh him follow mi inna the store and lyrics mi and mi give him back the lyrics. Suh while mi a give dis nigga lyrics the customer dat was in the store start to lyrics mi coworker. Raga she carry mi one side and tell mi sey the man a luk har and him say the farrest him can guh is from the store to him house cuz him have the monster pan him leg. Suh mi start laugh and guh back to the cute guy.
Anyway Raga, him give mi him number and then mi add him to mi Facebook. Dat was a Saturday night. The Sunday mi link the dude. Raga mi neva had a dude chew mi like bubble gum suh yet.
Him sex neva all dat though, but it coulda pass, lol. Raga him all toss mi salad, the first inna mi life dat happen and mi can't complain. Him have tongue power. So Monday now mi guh work and a brag to mi frend how gud the nigga was. Raga the gal start cry. Mi lost now, cuz mi nuh know why she a cry.
Only to find out the nigga tell har sey I played hard to get and didn't give him the number so she gave him hers . Raga she sleep wid him the Saturday night and mi sleep wid him the Sunday. Raga she was very upset, but fi mi I was like "I got played". Mi give him his props, but such is life. So once inna while mi have fi throw the Jamaican daggering pan him, lmao. Raga mi neva bex wid him cuz mi husband nah give mi sex and dis man a sort mi out proper. Big up to mi Jamaican family, mi miss uno bad. Raga mi luv ur show and mi missed it, but I'm back. Lol
And welcome baaaaaaack!! But mi naa loieee, yuh a guh haad yow!! A you say live life to di fullest an do di tings dem. Yuh link di bredda pon a Saturday an sort him out pon di Sunday, only to hear dat him did sort out yuh co-worker di same Saturday night before wen him did jus meet di two a unu. MI RATE HIM!!!!! Lol. A him say playa-playa. Him ting mad yow. An all afta dat yuh an him still a sort out! An yuh married an live wid husband! Yuh really a roll haad.
Den tell mi sinting, if di bredda a sort yuh out fi di first time an toss yuh salad (readers mi cannot tell yuh wa 'tossing your salad' means ya so. Unu haffi ask smaddy fi tell unu), den it nuh might mean seh him did toss yuh co-worker salad too? Puppa Jeezas! Dis ya bwoy jus a walk roun an freely a do dem tings ya to every woman him dagga. A how him love toss salad so? Him a mussi vegetarian. Mek him gwaan, cause one a dem day ya wen him a toss salad him naa guh see nuh green lettuce, him gwine fenneh!! DWL!!
