Anywyaz, unu haffi hear da one ya: mi have a fren up eena Obama land who call mi an tell mi seh she did have a dream weh mek she feel awful. Mi ask har bout di dream. She say she dream seh she did a have a wicked sort out wid a certain person, an how she wake up inna heat an ketch har self a fling out some propa wining. She all explain some oda tings weh me cyan put ya so. So me get puzzled an ask har a wha wrong wid har dream, cause mi no see nuttin wrong wen smaddy have a good wet dream.

She say she upset because a di person who she did a sleep wid. Of course, me ask har a who. Afta bout five minutes a me a assure har say mi naa go tink sinting wrong wid har wen she tell a who. People, a nearly kin ova an bruk mi neck when she say 'Bruce Golding'. Bruce Golding? Noooooo sah! Mi no get it! Mi naa dis di prime minister, but me no see how a young 20-odd year-old, hot gyal can have dem deh heavy sort out dream deh wid Bruce Golding. An people, yuh fi hear how Bruce did a gwaan good! Mad! Him did a deal wid it wicked! Him did all a do di different tings dem! A real ting me a tell unnu.

Anywayz, cause we no bad mind roun ere, a Raga say big-up Bruce Golding who mash up a catty inna har dreams, an mek she wake up stunted an weak to di ting! If a laugh a wet up di people dem farin carpet. Wat a dream! It look like Bruce di 'Driva' drop a piece a unforgettable dream ride pon mi fren. Woooiiieee!