Appz: *YAWN* yes thank yuh jah me wake up this morning......?
**looks around**
Appz: No man this nuh right, weh me weed??? my day nuh start until me frass enuh, speaking of frass, me tell fras matic from last night seh him fi carry the food come as me wake enuh, that pussyhole betta no bother come wid it
**picks up Nokia 1202 cell phone**
Appz: Call me snuckums Nico yaw....
Nico: hey gyal me nuh tell yuh.......Hello a who dis?
Appz: yuh nuh know yuh woman voice all now, a who yuh a cuss and a call gyal?
Nico: sorry yah man kmt a wah likkle dutty gyal a pest me fone, me soon come link yuh still zeen
Appz: ok jus carry some food when yuh a come me hungry
Nico: no yesideh me buy grocery gi yuh Ebony!
Appz: two dry bread and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter a grocery???
Nico: oh ok next time me will know better, yuh fuck fi know seh a patty aah pepsi me a come wid
**Hangs up phone**
Appz: bwoy renk, him nah get no pussy mek him stay deh, TEK CON BWOY YUH THINK ME EASY!!!
**meanwhile Nico leaves house and see's some of his frenz on di road**
Storm: Nico the general wah gwaan man
Robby: Nico the boss!
Fourteen: Hotskull!
Nico: kool nuh kool nuh weh unuh deh pon
Storm: kmt jah kno dawdy is a gyal henz we a go pon still
Nico: LMAO bludclaat so early dawg? which henz unuh a go 9 O'clock???
Robby: so weh yuh a go? me sure seh anuh wuk cause a satdeh
Nico: me a go check molly
Fourteen: yuh mean Appz
Nico: then nuh dat me seh!
Fourteen: oh ok...all i know is something smells fishy
Robby: bludclaat me bathe and the gyal pussy still smell paa me man!!!
EVERYBODY: WAH???!!!!
Robby: kmt me mean....umm.... arite me fuck wah gyal dawg but the pussy did renk a way but me did well wah likkle pussy dawg
Storm: LMAO bombaat a which gyal that?
Robby: Nuh the gyal weh kidkruff set me up pon
FOURTEEN: AAAAH HA HAHA yuh really go fuck that deh gyal my yute a joke we did a mek!!! Yo the gyal SICK ENUH DAWG!!!
Nico: Yuh Fucka yuh! LOL then mek yuh neva deal wid Mika dawg
Robby: the bwoy Ashani nuh threaten me my yute so jus bill offa har yuh zeet
Storm: Yow Robby a one thing me a mek yuh know, yuh cocky doom dawg!
**to see the outcome stay tuned**
-- Edited by Fourteen (Arts & Graphics CEO) on Monday 2nd of May 2011 05:56:11 PM
u kno me so well eeeeee!! a wonda if a Robby fuck??? And di one Nico woulda buy patty fi true u nuh **spuggie voice** CHEAP!! a how this did miss mi yow??
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